Ei ban, there’s no point blowing on your food.

They were eating gammon, egg and chips in a restaurant just down the road from where they lived.

What d’you mean?

Well, how hot is the inside of your mouth? And the air in your lungs is hot too, isn’t it? Just think. When you blow on your food you’re blowing hot air onto hot food. How’s that going to cool it down? Didn’t they teach you anything in